To: Lois Lane From: Dinah Lance Date: February 18th, 2016
-Hey pretty lady -Remember how I asked that favor about pie? -It's do or die time. -Can I pick it up from you or Clark today?
To: Bruce Wayne From: Dinah Lance Date: February 18th, 2016
-In honor of your birthday tomorrow -(no, don't complain) -I have a gift for you. -Two gifts, really. -And in honor of your hating surprises -And it being your birthday (don't complain) -I'm going to tell you what they are now and ruin the secret.
-Ma made you a pie at my request. Picking it up from Lois and Clark later today -You can't have any until after midnight. -Secondly, I give you a whole 24 hours in a day. -You might be thinking "But Dinah, I already have 24 hours in my day why couldn't you put more in one day for me, since that would actually be a very thoughtful and practical gift?" -Well that's not the one superpower I have. -So instead I'm giving you 24 hours to do whatever the hell you want. -You wanna spend it down in the Cave without showering or eating, I'll help you lock Alfred out -You wanna spend it out on the road putting your feet through bad guys' faces, I'll go lace up my boots. -You wanna spend it down town looking at hoity toity art, I'll go study up on post modernism. -It's your day to do exactly what you want with it, no holds barred. -I am at your disposal.