noir_canary (noir_canary) wrote in na_electronics, @ 2016-02-18 12:08:00 |
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Entry tags: | batman, black canary, lois lane-kent |
To: Lois Lane
From: Dinah Lance
Date: February 18th, 2016
-Hey pretty lady
-Remember how I asked that favor about pie?
-It's do or die time.
-Can I pick it up from you or Clark today?
To: Bruce Wayne
From: Dinah Lance
Date: February 18th, 2016
-In honor of your birthday tomorrow
-(no, don't complain)
-I have a gift for you.
-Two gifts, really.
-And in honor of your hating surprises
-And it being your birthday (don't complain)
-I'm going to tell you what they are now and ruin the secret.
-Ma made you a pie at my request. Picking it up from Lois and Clark later today
-You can't have any until after midnight.
-Secondly, I give you a whole 24 hours in a day.
-You might be thinking "But Dinah, I already have 24 hours in my day why couldn't you put more in one day for me, since that would actually be a very thoughtful and practical gift?"
-Well that's not the one superpower I have.
-So instead I'm giving you 24 hours to do whatever the hell you want.
-You wanna spend it down in the Cave without showering or eating, I'll help you lock Alfred out
-You wanna spend it out on the road putting your feet through bad guys' faces, I'll go lace up my boots.
-You wanna spend it down town looking at hoity toity art, I'll go study up on post modernism.
-It's your day to do exactly what you want with it, no holds barred.
-I am at your disposal.