No, really. An article goes out putting a face to a shadowy figure of myth and legend, and what do you do?
YOU TRY TO TEAR THE GUY TO SHREDS FOR IT. Need I remind you assholes he's HELPING you? He's the reason when that commercial comes on and asks if you know where your booger-encrusted sperm donations are you can say "YES. Yes I do". He's the reason banks chain the pens to the desk but convenience stores are open 24/7/365. He's the guy who stands between you and the Big Bad Wolf when he comes knocking, the one who actually gives a shit if you end up in a gutter in a month's time. And this is the thanks you give, you try to fucking LYNCH him the minute you've glimpsed under the cowl. An innocent man died because of you. I hope you're proud of yourselves.
You make me sick.
No, really. I wish I could line your heads up, crack your skulls open, and drown your collective excuses for brains in whichever bodily waste comes out first, because you're clearly not using them anyway.
I think you took things out of context. Not to mention threw your own biases and prejudices and general inclinations towards angry mobs and pitchforks at it because what the fuck? Why not. New target for your misery at your pathetic little lives because you're too cowardly to actually take responsibility for your own fuck-ups, and it's home grown! Can't possibly get any better than that. But news flash. HE'S YOU. YOU'RE HIM. You stare at the embodiment of everything you despise every morning, so put down the Cheetos, get off your ass before you grow roots, and do something about it. You can be a hero too. That was the whole fucking point. He's mortal, human, just like you. Just like me. Not super-human, not genetically engineered to be perfect. He's a real, honest-to-god cut-me-and-I-bleed PERSON, and he does this shit EVERY.FUCKING.DAY even when you HATE him for it. So give him a break, and start supporting your fellow man instead of wanting to lynch him for being what you're too chicken-shit to be.
I hate you all. You're exactly what's wrong with humankind. Do the human race a favor and die in a fire.