Thank you, I've got a million of them. The bad news is, I've got a million of them.
A man is sitting at a bar one night with the latest iPhone. The woman next to him says, "Wow, that's a really fancy cell."
"Thanks," says the guy, "It's the cutting edge of technology. It has this new app, too. I can ask it any question telepathically, and it'll answer."
"No way," says the girl, in disbelief.
"No, it's true," says that guy. "Look, tell you what, I'll prove it. I'll ask it if you've got any panties on."
The guy scrunches up his eyes for a moment, as if concentrating hard to talk to his iPhone, then opens them and says, "Nope, it says you haven't got any panties on."
"Well, it's wrong," says the girl, "I do have panties on."
"Damn," says the guy, slapping his iPhone, "it's an hour fast!"