Nobody is smart but Daryl Hockney (the_automaton) wrote in musings, @ 2010-11-11 01:41:00 |
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Entry tags: | alfred pennyworth, sherlock holmes |
private to p. worth
[This message is sent last Friday, the day after Jane meets her grandma.]
Ms. Worth,
It has come to my attention that you believe to have found a living relative in my colleague, Jane Cooper. While Jane is very appreciative of your generosity, she wishes to ensure beyond all doubt that you two do indeed share the biological connection that is supposed. I am writing to request that you provide a genetic sample so that a genetic test may be run to either strengthen or disprove the notion that you two are grandmother and granddaughter.
Thank you for your time. If I may be of any service to expedite this process, do not hesitate to inform me of such.
Sincerely,
Daryl Hockney