AGAINST KIDS
Psh, I got this parenting thing down. [Selfie with Timmy from the organic snacks section of the grocery store, both grinning and holding up their choice of dried fruit.]
Protip: "(Insert Name of Child's Crush/Obsession/Fave Whatever here) eats these all the time, because they're so good for you and it's important to be healthy, right?" works. Really well. I don't understand why you think shopping with this kid is so hard, babe, seriously. You just have to pay attention to little things and use them against him in your favor.