DAVE.
You didn't make her cry. You did. That's exactly what it is, and that's why it feels that way. If you're still talking to her, I'm not sure why.
Someday when Derek's around to carry my drunk ass home, maybe haha. Just get wasted, you're not on the call sheet for tomorrow. Probably because he's finally realized that you're like the older brother I never had and you're not a threat to his relationship with me. If I had to guess.