DEREK.
No, I've done enough tempting, I'm going to sit here on my hands with my new pack and become a nun, and then when 60 year old Derek shows up I'll just pray that his Lydia shows up and she'll end up being a 55 year old spinster who knits too much and found God. I've got this all planned.
Omg stop that's so cute, shut up. I'm sure Isaac can sneak her to your place for Christmas if it really came down to that though.