Not online with nothing but "Whoa" to go on, man, I'm not that kind of psychic. Mom and Dad aren't here. But...we can like actually go places. It's not like the City; we can move around. Uh, I say we have to immediately go on a road trip. That's just my personal suggestion.
JAY. I found us an Alpha. Alt-mom looked super weirded out talking to me, so I didn't wanna go there...and even though there's like a ton of Uncle Derek, he's a shit Alpha. This girl might suck, but at least it won't be awkward and sucky.