Fic: Peer Reviews 1/1 House M.D.
Title: Peer Reviews Author: Lopaka Tanu Disclaimer: I do not own House M.D.. Characters: Peer Reviews Words: 412 Prompt: Cameron/Foreman's Peer Reviews of Chase Fandom: House M.D. Pairing: Wilson/Chase - House/Chase Rating: Adult Warnings: Language, Violence Summary: Peer reviews for performance evaluations. Author's Note: Crack, mmmmm. ______________________________________
Name: Dr. Allison Cameron, MD. Profession: Diagnostics - Immunologist, Co-worker ~*~ Subject: Dr. Robert Chase, MD. Standards: Low Ratings: 1 2 3 4 5 Flexibility: Excellent Relationship: Not Recommended Aesthetics: Pleasing to the eye, not much for conversation. Intelligence: Family Dog Adaptability: Extremely
List Positive/Negative Attributes: Loyal to a fault. Charming. Good bedside manner. An eight on the competency scale. Needs lessons in humility.
Does Subject Work Well With Others: He can, if given correct incentive. Does not like to be told he is a bad boy.
What Hinders Subject: Low self esteem. Needs constant reassurance to feel adequate.
What Do You Feel Best Describes Subject: Slut. It's cruel, but the 'subject' fits the term. Dr. House, Dr. Wilson, Dr. Cuddy, Me, Dr. Rosenblat, Dr. Heimdol, I could go on for hours.
How Does This Effect Your Working Relationship: Subject is easy to manipulate, well suited to his job.
Most Memorable Encounter With Subject: Walking in on with him on his knees servicing Dr. Wilson pretty much blots out all other memories right now.
Final Thoughts: Use Protection!!!!
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Name: Dr. Eric Foreman, MD. Profession: Diagnostics - Neurologist, Co-worker ~*~ Subject: Dr. Robert Chase, MD. Standards: Nonexistent Ratings: 1 2 3 4 5 Flexibility: Remarkable for a 30yo white dude. Relationship: Hell no! Aesthetics: Boring Intelligence: I guess so, you have to be smart for this job. Adaptability: Again, with this job, enough said.
List Positive/Negative Attributes: Boy likes to screw his boss, literally and figuratively. Some cases, that works, other times, it don't. Knows when to keep his mouth shut. Knows when to put up. Oh, and he's a complete and total bitch.
Does Subject Work Well With Others: Charming as a preacher on Sunday, twice as slick.
What Hinders Subject: Boy's a whore. When he's not down on his knees, he's over someone's desk.
What Do You Feel Best Describes Subject: Whore pretty much sums everything up.
How Does This Effect Your Working Relationship: Let's just say I don't use rubber gloves because they smell nice.
Most Memorable Encounter With Subject: I found out why you discontinued the masseuse, but damn, not the way I wanted to start a weekend. I don't know which is worse, sight of your pasty flesh or him on you like a leech.
Final Thoughts: Even if it earned me half a million dollars, I would never bend over and be your bitch. If this is him keeping you mellow, I'd quit if you fired him.