Agent Fox Mulder (i_want_2) wrote in multi_fiction, @ 2009-02-17 12:12:00 |
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Entry tags: | house, rated: teen, slash |
Fic: Peer Reviews 1/1 House M.D.
Title: Peer Reviews
Author: Lopaka Tanu
Disclaimer: I do not own House M.D..
Characters: Peer Reviews
Words: 412
Prompt: Cameron/Foreman's Peer Reviews of Chase
Fandom: House M.D.
Pairing: Wilson/Chase - House/Chase
Rating: Adult
Warnings: Language, Violence
Summary: Peer reviews for performance evaluations.
Author's Note: Crack, mmmmm.
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Name: Dr. Allison Cameron, MD.
Profession: Diagnostics - Immunologist, Co-worker
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Subject: Dr. Robert Chase, MD.
Standards: Low
Ratings: 1 2 3 4 5
Flexibility: Excellent
Relationship: Not Recommended
Aesthetics: Pleasing to the eye, not much for conversation.
Intelligence: Family Dog
Adaptability: Extremely
List Positive/Negative Attributes:
Loyal to a fault. Charming. Good bedside manner. An eight on the competency scale. Needs lessons in humility.
Does Subject Work Well With Others:
He can, if given correct incentive. Does not like to be told he is a bad boy.
What Hinders Subject:
Low self esteem. Needs constant reassurance to feel adequate.
What Do You Feel Best Describes Subject:
Slut. It's cruel, but the 'subject' fits the term. Dr. House, Dr. Wilson, Dr. Cuddy, Me, Dr. Rosenblat, Dr. Heimdol, I could go on for hours.
How Does This Effect Your Working Relationship:
Subject is easy to manipulate, well suited to his job.
Most Memorable Encounter With Subject:
Walking in on with him on his knees servicing Dr. Wilson pretty much blots out all other memories right now.
Final Thoughts:
Use Protection!!!!
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Name: Dr. Eric Foreman, MD.
Profession: Diagnostics - Neurologist, Co-worker
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Subject: Dr. Robert Chase, MD.
Standards: Nonexistent
Ratings: 1 2 3 4 5
Flexibility: Remarkable for a 30yo white dude.
Relationship: Hell no!
Aesthetics: Boring
Intelligence: I guess so, you have to be smart for this job.
Adaptability: Again, with this job, enough said.
List Positive/Negative Attributes:
Boy likes to screw his boss, literally and figuratively. Some cases, that works, other times, it don't. Knows when to keep his mouth shut. Knows when to put up. Oh, and he's a complete and total bitch.
Does Subject Work Well With Others:
Charming as a preacher on Sunday, twice as slick.
What Hinders Subject:
Boy's a whore. When he's not down on his knees, he's over someone's desk.
What Do You Feel Best Describes Subject:
Whore pretty much sums everything up.
How Does This Effect Your Working Relationship:
Let's just say I don't use rubber gloves because they smell nice.
Most Memorable Encounter With Subject:
I found out why you discontinued the masseuse, but damn, not the way I wanted to start a weekend. I don't know which is worse, sight of your pasty flesh or him on you like a leech.
Final Thoughts:
Even if it earned me half a million dollars, I would never bend over and be your bitch. If this is him keeping you mellow, I'd quit if you fired him.
THE END........