2. No. Because I think you're a sterile room of corporate-brained white guys with pocket protectors, appropriating shit and making a high-tech Disney horror park out of what you figured you could cherry-pick and sell as "authentic" to people who largely don't know any better. Also, I told you guys about making sure there's coffee in here when you pull this locked door shit.
3. [....] Loch Ness tour? I think there's someone here who probably misses home.