Abra-ca-fuck you. - various early morning posts 8:12am I'm pretty sure the bullshit handle I had to select for myself is all the introduction I need.
8:13am WE ARE THE WORLD? WE ARE THE GODDAMN WORLD? REALLY? ARE YOU SURE? THIS IS HOW YOU TORTURE PEOPLE? REALLY?
8:20am THIS IS THE KIND OF TACTICS THEY USED AT WACO AND IT DIDN'T WORK WELL THERE EITHER. I AM NOT A STARVING AFRICAN CHILD, I HAVE EVERYTHING I NEED IN THIS ROOM. AFTER YESTERDAY I STASHED FOOD, SO FUCK YOU AND FUCK THE CHILDREN. AND ESPECIALLY FUCK THE 80S.
8:22am FUCK THE POLICE.
THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO RESCUE PEOPLE LIKE ME. IF I WAS A WHITE BITCH I'D BE HOME BY NOW SELLING MY STORY TO GODDAMN LIFETIME AND CRYING ON GLORIA ALLRED'S GODDAMN SHOULDER ALL THE WAY TO THE GODDAMN BANK.
8:50am fuck lionel richie, your daughter is the has-been sidekick of 90s paris hilton and she married the pedo from good fucking charlotte.
8:52am fuck you michael jackson you 80s pretentious fucktwat and you know what? fuck bubbles too