Dylan | 9:35 AM
I'm not really a journal kind of girl. I mean I tried once when I was laid up post-surgery, thought I was going to have a really cute bullet journal with that like, pretty tape on the edges and neat hand-lettering and stuff and then I realized I don't actually know what a bullet journal is for or how to use one and also I feel weird putting my innermost thoughts down on paper.
My point is, if you want the artsy journaling types you'd probably better look elsewhere on Instagram because I'm sure there's another influencer waaaaay better suited to whatever viral marketing stunt this is than I am.
EDIT, 9:38am You say there's no requirements, but clearly I was required to do this if I wanted to go anywhere today. Just wanted to point out that starting this relationship with such an obvious inconsistency (and like, also the kidnapping) is not the best sign.