wouldilietoyou (wouldilietoyou) wrote in mountzenithnet, @ 2020-02-12 13:56:00 |
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Entry tags: | #day 040, felix, scotty |
Zippy - PM to Scotty - 2:14am
Hello Scott Simms, Jr! I'm Zippy, the Zenith Assistant! It looks like you've successfully located [Shelter]! Good job!
It looks like you are currently incapacitated for an indeterminate amount of time. To help alleviate any excess stress, here are a few facts related to your current situation!
• There are currently [5] active users viewing your feed. Rest assured that no matter how far you are from others you are never truly alone!
• The box you currently reside in is made from indigenous thora birch!
• An air quality change of less than 2% in a sustained environment is all it takes to die from oxygen deprevation!
• There is a statistical likelihood of .045% that [Scott Simms, Sr] would have rUn, AwaY liKe a LiTtLe biTch.
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