Hello, loves. ♥

I hope no one's forgotten the lovely ceremony Dion and I have planned in a few days. I hope to see at least a few faces, and hopefully more, since there will be lots and lots of drinks, and really, who doesn't have a good time around Dionysus? ♥

Oh! And I was hoping to get some opinions on what to wear. I'm not quite sure what the occasion calls for, though I'm leaning towards something festive.

Anyway, I'm quite excited for the whole thing. I think it's all I've talked about for days. But really, what's not to be excited about? I get to not-marry my best friend! :D In a lovely ceremonial setting! With booze!

♥ I think this is the happiest I've been in quite a while. I do love my Dionysus.

Dear Monte U.,

I can not make it to class until this bullshit is over, for I can not stop puking a lifetime of booze out of my body. Please make this go away soon so I can return to the functional alcoholic I usually am.

Love,
William


PS: Is there an Ariadne here???? I could use ginger ale and a cuddle from you, not that I don't LOOOOOOVE your cuddles Shaxie.

What in the hell has gotten into you people? Not that I don't appreciate the patronage and tips and all, but please stop puking all over the place.

Please. I'm begging you. Come, drink, sob, laugh. Just stop puking. I'm literally going to start handing out buckets at the door. Losing your powers does not automatically mean "Whoo! Pukey times!"

...I'm very tired of cleaning, alright? Very awfully tired.

I believe I've invented a mixed drink inspired by blanket forts. It's the lovliest shade of blue, really. It also tastes vaguely of marshmallow, but not quite enough to be sickening. Not bad, but not something you'd want to drink a gallon of.

On that note, since you've all been flailing about lately and not making the smart choice to snuggle up with your friends in assorted blankets with sleeves, I take it some of you could use a drink. Which I would make you, if my place of employment could actually stay open for more than 24 hours.

Still, favorite cocktails, anyone?

My birthday in a hospital saving lives! No party and no presents and only phone call from baap asking if I was fine. Yes I am fine! Now why not a happy birthday? I was working in hospital, not admitted there. Humph. I am always fine.

Maybe I will take a very long walk after I help clean. Walking is good for meditating. Eat at Rasika. A happy birthday dinner for the saddest happy goddess in the whole wide world. Janmadin mubaarak ho!

And thank you to the very very very nice man who took me to the hospital! I will make you rakhi because I have nothing else to give as thanks. You are now honored brother!

I don't like seeing people sick or in pain, but can we really wipe out cancer and other diseases? Should we?

If we are forced to be registered, to tell them what we can do, will they make us do it? I've been gifted with certain abilities. They aren't mine, and I don't like the thought of being forced to use them. And will they believe me when I say I can't get rid someone's cancer?

I'm not one to follow trends, often, but I think it's time I come out of the closet as well.

I'm Chammaday, Chashmodai, Sidonay, Sydonai, and aēšma-daēva.

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day." -Dean Martin

Being Dionysus, drinking with me can be rather fun!!! Shaxie Paul and myself are working this Friday at the The Empty Orchestra-Ya, me as a server, and him as a bartender. Come you over 21 year olds and enjoy the end of summer/celebrate the fall semester!!!!!!!!!!! I plan on singing a LOT of songs in between working, and if that isn't reason enough, I don't know what is.




((If anyone is up for it, I'll post this in the community))

Hi, all. I'm Paul, if you've never bumped into me before.

And if you have bumped into me, I should probably apologize profusely. Bumping into me can be slightly more unpleasant than bumping into other people, because of reasons.

Those of you of age may remember me as 'that nice man what hands me drinks until I'm unconscious', and if you're not of age, I've probably chased a few of you away. State law and all that. Speaking of which, I hope Colorado doesn't decide to get a stick up it's ass and start banning Four Loko.

Because I've recently discovered the concoction that is a Four Loko float. Fucking magical, really. Though more than one almost guarantees spending quite a lot of time hugging the toilet.

Also, William, dear, I've taken the liberty of doing a bit of re-stocking to the fridge if you know what I mean. I'd filter, but fuck it.

[DEMONS/FALLEN]
It's Shax. ♥ I know I haven't been obvious, but no time like the present to get to know one another.