I can not make it to class until this bullshit is over, for I can not stop puking a lifetime of booze out of my body. Please make this go away soon so I can return to the functional alcoholic I usually am.
Love, William
PS: Is there an Ariadne here???? I could use ginger ale and a cuddle from you, not that I don't LOOOOOOVE your cuddles Shaxie.