William Morgan is Samael (serpentangel) wrote in monte_rpg, @ 2012-01-31 17:39:00 |
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Entry tags: | cain, death, ma'at, samael |
Death is a horrible thing. Nobody wants to die, even if they believe that there might be something better on the other side. Still, I see stories about people who test the limits, and well...
I just got done watching a few episodes of 1000 Ways to Die. This show is my guilty pleasure, but a lot of the people are so stupid.
+ A man lets his pet black widow bite his finger. He thinks that he'll get used to the venom, but instead he becomes very sick, refuses to go to the hospital, and dies.
+ A college student enlists the help of a flatulence trainer to help him win a farting contest. The trainer holds a lit blow torch up to the man's rectum, and is killed when the man's gas sets him on fire.
+ A man, high on meth, cocaine, pcp, and prescription drugs, decides that his lava lamp is moving to slow, and decides to microwave it. The microwave explodes, sending pieces everywhere, and the man dies.
+ An overweight man wishes to be a body builder, but is too lazy to diet, and exercise; and is too poor to get liposuction. Instead, he has his friend perform lipo on him using a knife, pain pills, and a shop-vac.
I think you can figure out what happened next.