Dear Female Moaning Obnoxiously Loud During Intercourse,
Not only do I have to go to work today, write up law term vocab cards, prepare for an end of chapter math quiz, help one of my sisters grasp the Italian language she should just stop while she's ahead and restock on veggies/fruit for my juicer-- I also have lie detection.
Simmer in that for a bit.
Sincerely, Someone Who Knows it Really Wasn't That Great