Eric Clawiter : Pothos (yearnling) wrote in monte_rpg, @ 2012-09-11 23:32:00 |
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Entry tags: | anael, helen, iris, nike, pothos |
My English professor (if you can call her that after you read this) is having us read Fifty Shades of Grey. Her idea is that we should read a piece of terrible literature followed by a classic, and for that she's... not chosen anything, she's just having us start with one. I have a feeling this is her version of a "good" piece, the way she's gushed over Christian Grey. I, myself, think he's a douche.
Ladies, lend me your perverse ears and eyes addicted to shitty semi-soft core literature erotica, you Bella Swan loathing-Edward Cullen loving sacks of throbbing meat. What the fuck is it about this shit that makes you so hot and bothered? Is it the thought of Absolon hath kist hir nether ye or what?
I mean, great Zeus' beard, even he wouldn't turn into a bull to bang this one.