Paxton Wolanski || Sandman (phobophobia) wrote in monte_rpg, @ 2012-09-03 23:00:00 |
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Entry tags: | [minilog], amatsu-mikaboshi, durga, medea, monkey king, phobetor |
[Phobetor found himself on the edge of everything, watching the crowd of people grow. He was thinking he could either go home and wait this whole thing out or join in on the fun. Sure, joining in was sure to add fuel to the fire, but he didn't particularly like being pushed into a corner. Finding a more secluded place, he stripped down to nothing, then shifted into the shape of a decent sized grizzly bear. He was probably going overboard; a simple brown or black bear would do, but he always felt bigger was better.
At first, he sauntered up to the crowd. But as soon as people noticed him, he took off in a jog. If he could smile, he would have. Watching people run this way and that because of him was better than winning the lottery. And the way they jumped when he growled? Priceless! The only thing better would have been taking a walk through their dreams.
Not being able to stay in any animal form for long, Phobetor soon found himself back near his clothes. After one last chase, since he didn't want to have people around when he was most vulnerable, he shifted back into his normal human body and got dressed. For a good two hours afterward, nothing could wipe the smile of his face.]
You know what's funny?
Watching someone pee his pants because he's being chased by a bear.