I hope this 'honesty' thing wears the fuck off, and soon. I'm tired of hearing stupid shit from customers, and some of my coworkers apparently can't keep their shit together in front of people long enough to not start a scene.
Could I crack and tell a bunch of customers that their inability to maneuver around a grocery store and read a few goddamn signs is the reason I spend my breaks huddled in the break room listening to Car Bomb? Yes.
But I seem to be gifted with the ability to shut the fuck up and vent into something else later. It's amazing. Like, magical and shit.
[Jake & Riley] Fucking idiots. The both of you. I l- care about you fuckers, but you're-
I'm going to get all soft for a second, but fucking damn it I was worried about you two. And you're idiots. I really can't say that enough.