If I happen to tell any of you I would very much like to get you in my bed, please take it as a compliment and nothing more.
I usually am very much subtle about that sort of thing. Not less direct, mind you, but I enforce professionalism and that's just poor taste. So, compliments.
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The Gods forbid we are forced to dictate class like this ever again. I would like people to keep signing to my classes.