I never knew that opening up a bottle of top shelf liquor was cause for explosive fireworks. I never knew that someone getting the guts to sing a song was cause for property damage to my place of business.
Thankfully I found a contractor, but then more fireworks went off! I think I should ask the contractor to wait till after these spontaneous fireworks stop.
Unfortunately this means that the Empty-Orchestra-Ya will be closed until further notice. Two weeks at the most.
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You'll still get full pay. Just think of this as paid vacation on your boss.