[PRIVATE:] Women keep asking me to strip. I don't get it.
[PUBLIC:]
I had a woman sit down next to me when I was getting coffee the other day. She started talking to me (without me saying much in return) about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes and their divorce. At first, I wasn't sure that she was actually talking to me, because she kind of just seemed to be speaking in general. Then she started to ask me questions. I got up with a polite nod and started to walk away and she followed me. Apparently no one will have this conversation with her. I had to actually apply subterfuge to get away.
Why are people crazy?
[MALE FACULTY]
We're having a night out drinking. This weekend. Who's in?