a l i c e c o l e m a n ☽ n y x (ex_protogeno201) wrote in monte_rpg, @ 2012-06-14 17:22:00 |
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Entry tags: | charon, eris, morpheus, nemesis, nyx, thanatos, thetis |
Ugh. It is too early in the morning afternoon day for this shit. But Nikki's already woken me up and I might as well get on with my to-do list, before I put it off...again.
As comes with the summer months, a wave of ridiculous amounts of daytime new faces.
Alice Santana Coleman, reporting for duty. That duty being, at this current moment, getting to know as many of you the best I can before the new semester begins. I have transferred here with my daughter to bring to you the study of Gender and Sexuality in literature. (Clearly you are all rife with anticipation now, wanting nothing more than to take only my classes. It's quite alright, this is a perfectly normal sentiment. Who wouldn't want to agonize over the Feminist undertones of The Yellow Wallpaper?)
Fellow professors of English and Literature! Get to know my face, as I will unabashedly abuse any friendships I mold with you--and clearly you will love me for it.
Other professors, members of faculty! I'm absolutely horrid at branching out as so many of you do your best during the day, and I wish to apologize in advance for any misunderstandings that may incur.
Students! I may not see many of you, to be perfectly and entirely honest. My preferred hours of teaching are within the realm of not during the day, so unless you specifically seek out my realm of study or are a night owl as myself we will not be crossing paths. Although, if you do intend on taking my class I might be able to give you a brief sneak peak and suggest you find yourselves a copy of The Turn of the Screw.
[PARENTAL UNITS.]
To all of those with a child, what activities are available for them?
More importantly: daycare, babysitters. Who and where are the best? The worst--so that I may avoid them?
[MYTH FAMILY.]
Darling babies and babies of my babies! Make yourselves known to me so that I may love you in full.
I want to know your names in this life, how you are fairing and when I can see you soonest. Preferably at night.