Had an interesting conversation (though, perhaps, it isn't correct to deem our interaction as conversational, but for simplicity's sake I will) with a local bird. It seems many of you are quite fond of turning the woods into a sort of underground safe house for your interesting desires and habits.
Considering the wildlife that inhabits the forest (and, certainly, what they do there), I might suggest you rethink this.
[filter: arthur] If you are not otherwise busy or entirely adverse to the idea, I would like to see you. Perhaps I could take you to dinner?