Good morning Montenegro! I hope that all is going well, and that you students, and other dwellers of the local university are having a fantastic summer! I for one know that I am. For those of you not heading for the beach, and let me make a side-note to say that I applaud you, who really enjoys hot sand, a large body of water, and the smell of wretched sea-creatures?
Don't answer that.
Anyway, as I was saying, for those of you staying here this summer, The Empty Orchestra-Ya is offering half-price off anything on the menu when you drag two, or more friends to the establishment for the first time. All first timers must of course sing one song before they can be served. Speaking of singing, we will also be holding a karaoke event sometime in mid-July. The winners will receive minor fame, and money. Third prize will win a $100 gift card for The Empty Orchestra-Ya. Second prize will receive $250.00, and the grand prize will receive $500.00. If you're staying here then make sure to join in on the fun!
This is Brent Dailor, and I'll be sticking around this beautiful town.