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In light of recent events I must say that it was rather refreshing to hear such voices sing out loud as if struck by the bolt of a musical god. I must be honest though, because honesty is the best policy, but some of you should only sing in the shower. Some of your voices were, oh how do I say this? Some of you need a lot of training, but I commend you for your passion! Indeed sometimes passion does beat out technicality, but keyword here; "sometimes."
With the school year almost at it's end, and you students signing up for your next classes, I encourage any of you to sign up for a drama class! Beginning students would be best advised to sign up for the intro to theater course, and let me forewarn you now, make sure to bring in a decent pair of earplugs; especially if you wish to sit in the front of the class. I highly discourage it, but front row sitters will be front row sitters! Once you sign up, and sit through my class you will soon understand the need for such sound blocking devices. I have to wonder if such a warning was needed, since I'm sure a number of you have heard me in the theater department.
Oh now, where are my manners? Yes, I am Nicholaus Wolf in this life, but some of you might come to know me as the king of the northwest of a certain place which I will say right now, is not in the center of the Earth. That aside I am the head of theater department, a fitting role if I do say so myself.
[Filtered to other fallen members of the Judeo-Christian pantheon.]
If I were to ask you where I might find the Morning Star, in what direction would you point me?