Aria, you throw some mad and bad ass fucking parties! I hope you had an UH-MAY-ZING birthday! Why are you so pretty?Fuck.Teach me to be as awesome as you.
Also. I have a list of things. Sorry homies.
To those of you who went to the limit with me: thank you. Did I say do anything stupid?Fuck it. I know I did. I don't remember who all of you were, but obviously there was much fun had I counted twelve bruises. So far. Did I fall out of a tree again? and we should all do it again.
Emma, sorry if I woke you. I couldn't figure out how to open the door and I now know I'm not strong enough to break it down. I also learned how comfy a floor can be. Fuck. Best sleep in a long time. No, seriously. I mean, could have done without that nosy bitch girl asking me if I was dead, but whatev's. Y'know?
YOU ALL HAD SOME FUCKING AMAZING OUTFITS. Though, I think my shoutouts belong to: AimonDon't be pathetic, Jazz. Ben, Blythe, Riley and, of course, the birthday girl herself! Like seriously. Bells! Also that one kid with the twister game going on. You, sir, are hilarious.