Minjung's balls are bigger than yours. (jareru) wrote in monte_rpg, @ 2012-04-28 12:11:00 |
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Entry tags: | bakeneko, belphegor, harmonia, lucifer, tanuki |
Who do I complain to if I think someone has tampered with something I drank? Or ate? ... Fuck. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck, it was probably those fucking Ho Hos I found on that bench. Chocolate is terrible for dogs! Now I know, noooow I know ... it makes you all heterosexual and a raging whore apparently. What the fuck? No. No. Ho Hos have never betrayed you before.Maybe they were magic Ho-Hos. I'm fucking suing this school, I swear to god. If my boyfriend breaks up with me ... this school is so sued.
Ok. So things I've tried to do to cure me of this sudden [...] curse:
- Sleep it off. Inspired by my rommate's ability to seemingly never be bothered by anything. Didn't work.
- Throw myself into school work/other work. Pretty much do this all the time, anyways so it probably never even had a chance.
- Spent three hours bitching talking to my boyfriend on the phone, who is THANKFULLY, the best, smartest, most understanding person ever despite not believing my theory on witchcraft.
- Ran around in animal form. Worked for a while and then got chased by two god damn pitbulls. Ugly fuckers ruin everything.
Conclusion, this will probably on be cured by party time. Val, you're going right? I'm going to need someone to stop me from throwing my drink in some bitch's face if they even think about talking to he-LKDSLDKSLDKS THIS IS COSMICALLY WRONG ON ALL LEVELS