005 (video post) [The camera of the laptop suddenly switches on and Oliver can be seen pulling his hand away before he settles in his chair. His dark hair is messy and in desperate need of a cut, much like his t-shirt is in need of a good ironing. Beside him sits a fellow male student holding a guitar. It appears he has been caught by the singing bug too. Smirking, Oliver waves at the camera and nods at his cohort, who picks begins to play some chords on the guitar as Oliver opens his mouth to sing.]'
This is a song for the ladies But Fellas listen closely You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you've got to make some love And fuckin' give her some smooches too Sometimes you got to squeeze Sometimes you got to say "Please..." Sometimes you got to say "Hey..."
I'm gonna fuck you, softly I'm gonna screw you gently I'm gonna hump you, sweetly I'm gonna ball you discretely And then you say "Hey I brought you flowers" And then you say "Wait a minute" Sally "I think I got somethin' in my teeth, could you get it out for me?" That's fuckin' team work!
What's your favorite posish? That's cool with me It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you What's your favorite dish? I'm not gonna cook it But I'll order it from Zanzibar!
And then I'm gonna love you completely And then I fuckin' fuck you discretely And then I fuckin' bone you completely But then I'm gonna fuck you hard! (Hard)
[He sings the song with the same intesity/feeling as the original and his friend even joins in with some harmonies. At the end of the song, the two have a good laugh before one of them manages to shut off the camera.]