oliver cheshire is the man of your dreams (poppyseeds) wrote in monte_rpg, @ 2012-04-23 20:44:00 |
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Entry tags: | [event], iris, mab, morpheus |
005 (video post)
[The camera of the laptop suddenly switches on and Oliver can be seen pulling his hand away before he settles in his chair. His dark hair is messy and in desperate need of a cut, much like his t-shirt is in need of a good ironing. Beside him sits a fellow male student holding a guitar. It appears he has been caught by the singing bug too. Smirking, Oliver waves at the camera and nods at his cohort, who picks begins to play some chords on the guitar as Oliver opens his mouth to sing.]'
This is a song for the ladies
But Fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin' give her some smooches too
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Sometimes you got to say "Please..."
Sometimes you got to say "Hey..."
I'm gonna fuck you, softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discretely
And then you say "Hey I brought you flowers"
And then you say "Wait a minute" Sally
"I think I got somethin' in my teeth, could you get it out for me?"
That's fuckin' team work!
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from Zanzibar!
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I fuckin' fuck you discretely
And then I fuckin' bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard! (Hard)
[He sings the song with the same intesity/feeling as the original and his friend even joins in with some harmonies. At the end of the song, the two have a good laugh before one of them manages to shut off the camera.]