Iris / Blythe Collins (element_sky) wrote in monte_rpg, @ 2012-04-18 19:00:00 |
|
|||
Entry tags: | amdusias, angrboða, cain, heimdallr, hnoss, iris, lucifer |
I am sometimes oblivious as to when things are funny or meant as a joke, but I've been listening in on conversations and have written down several brief interludes of humor that I'd like to share. Some of them come from the diner and others from inconspicuously following people in the park.
Girl on cellphone: If you and I were frogs, we'd make beautiful babies.
Male: My wife's always wanted to name our child something exotic, like Linoleum.
Girl with friend: No, don't touch me with your ovaries!
Similarly:
Zack: Get away from me or I will hit you with this cream of wheat.
Server One: I got a dollar for a tip. What can you buy for a dollar?
Server Two: You can go to the dollar store and get some fancy ice cube containers.
Server One: I do like fancy things...
Serious Male: That's going in my butt.
Older Man: I need to get rid of my boobs. I'm going to have to start calling myself Chester.
A guy complimenting his girlfriend's makeup: It looks like you put more effort into it today.
Male customer: When I made breakfast this morning, I dropped two eggs and neither of them broke.
His wife: You're lucky. Every time I drop an egg, it hurts for a week.
People are strange. But marvelously fascinating.