[The video feed comes on, and one can see Malphas sitting at a kitchen table. His arms are rested on the table folded over one another. Next to Malphas are a stack of cards. He smiles, and begins to shuffle them.]
Hello, hello. I came across a most awesome looking deck of tarot cards online, and decided that I had to have them. Okay, confession time, I've always been into Tarot, and used to do a little paid Tarot reading on the side. It's been a while since I've done it, but I'd like to practice. So whomever wants a reading just tell me.
For those who don't believe in it, have a reading anyway, just for shits and giggles! Who knows? You might be surprised.