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I'd like to turn to a type of song that people like myself find ourselves subjected to with increasing frequency as time goes on, and that is the college alma mater. You'll find yourself at a reunion of grads, and old undergrads, and eh... somebody will start croaking out one of these things and everyone will gradually join in -- each in his own key, of course -- until the place is just soggy with nostalgia. Well, a typical such song might be called Bright College Days, and might go like this. Bright college days, O carefree days that fly, To thee we sing with our glasses raised on high. Let's drink a toast as each of us recalls Ivy-covered professors in ivy-covered halls. Turn on the spigot, pour the beer and swig it, and gaudeamus igit-ur. Here's to parties we tossed, To the games that we lost, We shall claim that we won them some day. To the girls young and sweet, To the spacious back seat of our beat up Chevrolet.
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10♣ [11 Jul 2012|01:09am]
[ mood | awake ]

For an upcoming episode of The Love Line we'll be exploring the age-old topic of -- dun dun dun -- Music and Sex, aka setting the mood in the bedroom.

Tell me, dear readers, what are your thoughts on music and how it plays into turning your boring old dorm or bed room into a real love shack, what kind of music helps you convey that the magic will be happening, and how do you handle being with someone who might not want music in the boudoir, or even worse not like your chosen music?

I'll take all answers, be they openly or anonymously, and as always Doctor Hart is here to answer your questions.


[11 Jul 2012|12:30pm]
[ music | ▲ MAKE ME LAKE INSIDE ▲ ]


(i woke up with this in my head this morning. i like this version.) ▲


[lucifer]
if things stay the way they are i won't be here very l-o-n-g.
i know i didn't talk to you about it earlier.

are you o.k?

[h3l]
i-

i feel like I can't tell you i'm sorry enough.
i know you're put off by apologies.

you're- okay, right? i don't know what to say. i don't know what to do.
but- thank you, for the bandages. thank you for staying.

i- care about you, and i- i am sorry.

[serpenT]
i- should not have shown you all that.

[alexei]
Can we talk meds? Or something? that- i'm willing to try anything. i don't want to do this. i don't want to be a puppet.
i don't know who else to talk to. what to say. i'm tired of hurting myself. hurting my girlfriend. i'm tired of people who aren't me talking out of my mouth.

if i don't belong here, that's fine. but i- have to try to do something about it. please please help me.

[sEdnA]
are you doing okay?

011 [11 Jul 2012|02:27pm]
BRB going to Comic-Con.

oh god i am so high on valium right now for this flight. oops. probably shouldn't announce that. brb deleting that. now


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They found a new moon orbiting Pluto.

1.- [11 Jul 2012|02:37pm]
This is Lori Vance, majoring on Fashion Design. Seeing how I'm going to have to meet you all at some point, why not rip the bandaid in one go and get done with it, right? As long as there is no weird initiation ceremony involving rotten eggs and naked people running around campus I think we will all get relatively along. I hope so, at least.

I'm Ap Somebody needs to learn how to properly decorate. I mean, have you seen the furniture here? Paintings? Wall colors? How have you people managed to live with yourselves all this time?

Does anybody know if we have some Olympics in this place? Also where's the closest mall? And I'm not even counting the one on town, get real people.

[11 Jul 2012|02:50pm]
I hope that everyone has been enjoying their vacations so far, at least those of you who do not have summer classes. Keep in mind, however, that knowledge and wisdom will not stay with you if you do not entertain it. It is always wise to do something for your mind. Entertain it just a little while each day, and she will remain with you for all of your days.

For those of you have signed up for my class, don't bother buying the book as we will not be using it. Oh, I can hear you cheering now, but don't get too comfortable. There will be plenty of reading, and plenty of assignments.

For those who are unaware of who I am, I am Professor Castro, and I will be teaching a few classes in language arts, with an emphasis on Egyptian mythology.

[Private to Ethan]

Movie this weekend, your choice.


[Private to the Egyptian pantheon]

Who is here? In case you are wondering, I am Thoth.

-12- [11 Jul 2012|05:14pm]
So, I had this job interview at a store called Narnia (stupid name, I know). And apparently, I kinda aced it, though I have not the slightest idea of vintage stuff. Now I have to work like every other decent human being. The good part? I get money. The bad part: I have to work. Like, really.

[Filtered to Minjung:]

You need to teach me stuff about vintage. I need to know everything!

[Filtered to Miss G Irene Gordon:]

Thank you for helping me with the application.

[Ella Whitaker]

Hi, I'm your new co-worker.

[Filtered to Markus:]

I have a job!

[11 Jul 2012|08:30pm]
I don't know how many of you were following the heart wrenching story of Lennox, a service dog of a young girl, who was captured and murdered by Belfast government. BRUTAL BRUTAL BRUTAL, sad, and makes me ashamed of my country.

...but I would also like to remind everyone of basic geography, since all of the protestors here in the states can't seem to get it right. NORTHERN IRELAND, where I'm from, is a part of the UK.

The REPUBLIC of Ireland, is NOT.

When you say Ireland, you mean the REPUBLIC.

005 [11 Jul 2012|08:56pm]
Fuck you, Daniel Tosh.

And while we're at it, fuck you to all the comedians and such that defended him.

☮1 [11 Jul 2012|09:58pm]
One of the advantages of working in the grocery store is that I can make people feel guilty they buy so much crap. One day a rather...sturdy woman, shall we say, had her shopping cart full of sweets, chips and coke and even wondered why I shot nasty looks at her. What did she think I would do? Hug her because she was about to kill herself and her family?
Is it really that hard to eat an apple a day? Or maybe an apple a week as a start?
I'm absolutely not surprised that people on earth get fatter and fatter...although I have to admit I find it kind of sad it is like that. I wanted to yell at that woman so badly, but I suppose that would have costed me my job and I don't want that to happen. I like shooting nasty looks at unreasonable persons.

In this note: I'm Dawn.

Pony [11 Jul 2012|10:02pm]
[ mood | ditzy ]
[ music | Ed Sheeran - Pony ]

[filtered from faculty and staff]

I... really need to stop going out to Celtic Thunder with the girls from Ambrosia after my shifts, since I invariably end up drinking a little too much and unleashing my inner Coyote Ugly all over the stage. This time, it was to the not-so-subtle strains of the 1996 classic Pony by Ginuwine. On the upside, some enterprising young gentleman bought me and my ladies a free round, on the downside I think I earned the nickname 'pony girl' and I'm not sure what to think of that.

The moral of this story is -- don't trust the fizzy pink drinks, they'll kick your ass and make you do things that might end up on youtube.

Also, apologies to the cute bartender who I kept flirti... No, Arron doesn't need to know about that.


fifteenth chase [11 Jul 2012|10:38pm]

A couple orders of business: the fuck is your mom doing sending you pictures like these, Fergie? And yes, you're right, I did scan that shit. Nevermind that I opened your package in the first place Also, Tayto Chipsticks? Banshee Bones?

And jesus h. christ, why am I only turning 23 in November? That's so depressing. I'm in fact so depressed, I need a drink, and not at home. Someone come with me.

[filter; echo]
So when are you gonna ditch Blondie?

[filter; syrinx]
Hey, pretty lady.

[filter; dionysus]
Ariadne is here and she doesn't want you to know I would be a shitty roommate if I did let you know and I don't want her to claw my eyes out I miss Pan & Dion time. I'm making the biggest sadface known to man right now.


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