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I'd like to turn to a type of song that people like myself find ourselves subjected to with increasing frequency as time goes on, and that is the college alma mater. You'll find yourself at a reunion of grads, and old undergrads, and eh... somebody will start croaking out one of these things and everyone will gradually join in -- each in his own key, of course -- until the place is just soggy with nostalgia. Well, a typical such song might be called Bright College Days, and might go like this. Bright college days, O carefree days that fly, To thee we sing with our glasses raised on high. Let's drink a toast as each of us recalls Ivy-covered professors in ivy-covered halls. Turn on the spigot, pour the beer and swig it, and gaudeamus igit-ur. Here's to parties we tossed, To the games that we lost, We shall claim that we won them some day. To the girls young and sweet, To the spacious back seat of our beat up Chevrolet.
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[07 Jun 2012|09:22am]
So, I snagged a couple of tickets to the Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival. Anyone want to come with? It's heavy metal, hard rock; takes place in Englewood, CO; and occurs on July 8th.

The bands performing are Slayer, Anthrax, Slipknot, The Devil Wears Prada, Asking Alexandria, As I Lay Dying, and White Chapel.

I have the tickets, but you'd need to pay for your meals, and souveneirs, and any extra stuff.

ETA: The tickets are gone, and the spots are filled!

ten. [07 Jun 2012|11:22am]
I haven't Nerf-assassinated a single Freshman this week. Not even the overeager ones showing up for the Summer term - and those poor bastards don't even know enough to protect themselves yet. Their unfounded belief that they are safe when walking into my office remains intact and filled with blissful obliviousness.

I'm not sure if this is just lingering good mood or me growing as a person.

Or maybe I'm just becoming so talented at lulling people into a false sense of security that I'm even doing it to myself.

Good mood. Definitely good mood.


[Filter: Rex]

Guess who got laid? Tactless. Unclassy. No one likes a smug bitch, Tab. No, but really. Guess who got laid? So your advice doesn't completely suck ass. Honestly didn't talk much, though. It was awesome. Maybe you should just give up on women altogether and find yourself a nice guy to settle down with.

Thanks. When do you want your food and booze?

[07 Jun 2012|12:56pm]
I think I have found the best professor in the entirety of the world.

A teacher in Massachusetts gives a heartfelt, touching You're not Special Speech for his graduating class. How very Fight Club of him. You are not a special snowflake. Hell, if you think about it neither are any of us. If one culture had a god of thunder, so the fuck did another one. Look at us Gods amongst Men, yet we are now men aren't we? Well some of us are more animal than man but semantics.

[07 Jun 2012|07:46pm]
[Filter: Penny]
I had a really great time on our picnic! Let's do it again sometime! I'll bring tons more shortbread.

[Filter: Zeus]
This might be a weird question, I kind of have a crush on this girl and I think she likes me back but I'm not sure so I need to know how to get her to like me. Maybe you're the wrong guy to ask, you turned into swans and stuff With guys it's easier because I could just wear something that showed off my girls and they'd do the rest of the work. Maybe I should ask Aria.

[Filter: Aria]

Too embarrassing.

OK! So BEACH TRIP. Camilla informed me that Galveston Island is a 20ish hour drive away, so I was thinking for those of you that want to party at a for reals beach - we could maybe rent a huge van or couple of vans/cars and hang out over the weekend. We could split up the driving, share hotel rooms (which are actually pretty decently priced!), etc. It could be super fun and I'd really love to make this happen. I can spot anyone that doesn't have the money and you can pay me back in dances or finding me a really nice seashell. We could also just party at the lakes here.

Who's in? Who will do all the information organization type stuff because I'm crap at it?! I can do some driving, but I do tend to sing along to the radio and I don't have Aria's stunning vocals.

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