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I'd like to turn to a type of song that people like myself find ourselves subjected to with increasing frequency as time goes on, and that is the college alma mater. You'll find yourself at a reunion of grads, and old undergrads, and eh... somebody will start croaking out one of these things and everyone will gradually join in -- each in his own key, of course -- until the place is just soggy with nostalgia. Well, a typical such song might be called Bright College Days, and might go like this. Bright college days, O carefree days that fly, To thee we sing with our glasses raised on high. Let's drink a toast as each of us recalls Ivy-covered professors in ivy-covered halls. Turn on the spigot, pour the beer and swig it, and gaudeamus igit-ur. Here's to parties we tossed, To the games that we lost, We shall claim that we won them some day. To the girls young and sweet, To the spacious back seat of our beat up Chevrolet.
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hermes is the king of trivia. [12 May 2012|12:10am]
Good news everyone!

The world won't be ending in December this year, as per the erroneous interpretations of Mayan calendars and prophecies. Turns out they could count further into the future than to just December 21 (or 23) 2012.

[12 May 2012|04:31pm]
[ mood | amused ]

So I finally caved in to the hype, and bought myself a copy of Saint's Row the Third. It's not too competitive, or coherent but I guess that's because I've been forsaking the plot line and multiplayer options in favor of chasing people around buck-ass naked with a 3-foot dildo.

A-like so.

It's pretty good stress relief between studying for exams, yeah?~


Oh, and Nike. ♥ We have to come up with something to do when school lets out. Anywhere you want to go in particular? :D


Don't Cha [12 May 2012|10:30pm]
[ mood | determined ]
[ music | Pussycat Dolls - Don't Cha ]

Fun times tonight at Celtic Thunder with the girls from Ambrosia, thinking my alter-ego la musa de la sin pantalones might end up making an appearance.

...ayup, one day this story will definitely be on the 'Things Aria Should Have Thought Twice About Doing' list. It's not a very exclusive list, mind you, but I'm failing at keeping it short. It's all good though, these are the the types of memories that I can one day look back on fondly when I get my coveted VH1 Behind the Music special. Hopefully.

[filter; private]
Amateur pole-dancing contest with a prize of three hundred bucks? Sign me right the fuck up! I know I got this.

...this is just like my twenty-first birthday all over again, except this time with 100% less White Stripes to get my grind on to. Guess I'll just have to settle for some Pussycat Dolls. Here's hoping I win!


[12 May 2012|10:57pm]
Couple of notes!

ONE: Thanks to any and all who took some time of their busy-as-fuck finals schedules to see the Alice in Wonderland production on the lawn. The kids all took their bows at the end, but we still have some people who need to be recognized for offering their talent and their expertise: RILEY, CAMILLA, MORRIS, MEL, AVA, JOJO JOCELYN, AND MARILYN.

Why in caps? Because I love embarrassing you guys. ♥ You did good work and you made some Ritalin-stuffed kids very happy.

TWO: Not only am I graduating and staying, but yours truly holds all the records at the range. You could say it was cheating, sure, but if you can't turn it off, what can you do? I also have a concealed weapons permit and actively put it to use when not on campus, so please somebody make my day. You know, make friends with a serial killer and direct him my way or something. If he lets you live that long, that is. Val, you're a winner, aren't you? You could send a murderer my way without getting your pretty face blasted off. Do that for me, will you?

THREE: Bought a shit-ton of grapes. Red ones with extra seeds. Good for the digestive tract, I imagine.

FOUR: Putting your porn goggles on while you're flipping through your TV Guide proves unexpectedly entertaining. How many movie titles sound dirtier? Here's a few:

Maggie's Passage, Stand and Deliver, The Core, Rear Window, Dark Rising, Freaky Friday, Honeydripper, Drillbit Taylor, The White Buffalo, and Furry Vengeance.

You're welcome.

[Filtered to Camilla]

Not a bad dinner choice, Chessmaster. You had yourself a damn good day, didn't you.

[Filtered to Morris]

Schedule in a hangover for Monday morning. You and me. Tomorrow night. Bar.

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