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I'd like to turn to a type of song that people like myself find ourselves subjected to with increasing frequency as time goes on, and that is the college alma mater. You'll find yourself at a reunion of grads, and old undergrads, and eh... somebody will start croaking out one of these things and everyone will gradually join in -- each in his own key, of course -- until the place is just soggy with nostalgia. Well, a typical such song might be called Bright College Days, and might go like this. Bright college days, O carefree days that fly, To thee we sing with our glasses raised on high. Let's drink a toast as each of us recalls Ivy-covered professors in ivy-covered halls. Turn on the spigot, pour the beer and swig it, and gaudeamus igit-ur. Here's to parties we tossed, To the games that we lost, We shall claim that we won them some day. To the girls young and sweet, To the spacious back seat of our beat up Chevrolet.
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[10 Apr 2012|09:56am]
[Private]
I should call my grandparents. It's been quite a few months.

We'll see.

[Public]

It has come to my attention that many of my clothes are nearing extinction (probably the cause of my roommate and a pair of scissors--Adam, I'm on to you) and I have a few outdated shoes. Time to throw this shit out and go shopping. Only, I'm not all that fond of shopping. Too many idiots walking around, wasting space and irritating me. All the stores pretending they are at the height of fashion, blinding me with their fabric diarrhea and pattern vomit.

So, with that imagery in mind, who's ready to gear up and enter the war zone with me?


Speaking of clothes.

Morris. I want my pants back. They don't fit you anyway.

[10 Apr 2012|10:37am]
it has been argued that originality no longer exists. that we have long since tapped out anything new and that we are all just rehashing the same script over and over again. others, however, say that originality is not in the text of the story but in how the story is told. but how many ways can a story be told? eventually lines will be crossed and any definition of originality is drowned under the sea of hivemind imagination. we gravitate towards what we know anyhow, so its safe to assume that even if originality could be reached we are blocking ourselves from searching into the deepest darkest hells of our minds.

brain splatter isnt beautiful unless youve claimed it is representative of some common deep meaning bullshit.

lets see where this takes you all

[Filter: Phil]
wingman, i need to get laid. its been three days. im wasting away here!

drinks?

[10 Apr 2012|12:07pm]
LUCY. YOU HAVEN'T FED ME IN THREE DAYS. I HAVEN'T BEEN LET OUT TO THE BATHROOM IN A WEEK SO I'VE BEEN SLEEPING IN MY OWN FECAL MATTER. I RIPPED UP YOUR COUCH AND I HUMPED YOUR STUFFED BUNNY MR. POMPOM.

YOU DO A TERRIBLE JOB OF TAKING CARE OF YOUR "PETS".

[Filtered to Riley]

The more I see you, the more tempted I am to ask what sort of shampoo and conditioner you use.

Actually, I really don't care, I just like finding excuses to bother you.

[Filtered to Jazz]

If you're not stuck on bedrest, you want to learn how to shoot?

[Filtered to Bethany]

Hello there. ♥

Our last conversation was cut short. You were in the middle of downsizing my manhood, I believe. You should probably know that I still cry myself to sleep over your cutting remarks.

[10 Apr 2012|04:34pm]
[ music | The Used - Together Burning Bright ]

Free speech is not free in a school environment, but it should be included in the price of tuition.

Free Speech (Extra $500/semester)

▢ Yes ▢ No

I want her. I also want this, but it wouldn't look that good on me and I can't wear those shoes and I don't even know why I want to look like that I have to save my money to buy my free speech.

[Private]
Why can't- Why don't-

I've talked to more people since coming here than I have in my entire life. Or close to it.

✘ Can't keep up.
✘ Still alone.
✘ Divided from family. Still.

Need to by bandaids.


[10 Apr 2012|07:10pm]
I know this is a little weird, but I've started baking. It happened because I really wanted a cupcake, and the store bought ones are kind of awful. But now I've made cakes, and banana bread and I can't stop. It's weird. I feel like I've got to get an apron or something.

Anyone want some of this stuff? I've mostly got cupcakes and bread. Because if I don't give some of this away, I'm going to eat it all. I can't eat it all, because I don't want to ruin my girlish figure.

What's everyone up to?

[10 Apr 2012|07:40pm]
i would very much like to attempt something new, but i haven't the slightest idea where to start. and no, i am not interested in parading myself in all my glory as some have been wont to. but i would certainly enjoy a similar level of pizzazz.

and none of the luridness. a lady must keep some secrets. ♥

[filter; tim]

tim, sweet, i would like to see you again very soon. i do not like the way this supposedly wide-eyed boy is stringing you along. would you like me to teach him a less

[filter; private]

kin tim may be, but his permission is hardly necessary. i will do as i please.

[filter; ganymede]

do you still have some of those charming brownies, darling?

[10 Apr 2012|07:43pm]
[Filter: Jonathan/Heimdallr]
Are you going to respond any time soon, or should I just call mom and momma again?

[Filter: Ben/Eros]
Is he talking to you yet?

[Public]
Who's up for an adventure?

I found a motor-scooter.

[10 Apr 2012|07:58pm]
Thanks for everyone's help the other day. I decided to tell my parents this past Sunday.

Turns out they knew all along. On one hand I'm relieved, on the other hand I'm a bit miffed. I know they were doing it to protect me, but still.


On another note I have Florence and The Machine's "Shake it Off" stuck in my head. Sorry Blythe.

[10 Apr 2012|10:02pm]
"The way your prophet breaks his bread does not speak the future." - Mephirostus

I shouldn't be so fucking depressed, but what can you do?

filtered AWAY from Agrat
I think I might be able to speak for a lot of people when I say that ever since we were children most of us had heard that free speech wasn't exactly free. As we grew older we may have been told that we couldn't say things like "David likes to hump pigs!" but we could possibly say, "I think that Dave likes to hump pigs, because he always smells like them." The first is a false statement presented as a fact, while the second one is an opinion.

People can say "I think Flauros is an arsonist, because he can make fire." In my opinion that's stupid, but so long as they're not saying "Flauros is an arsonist!!" then whatever.

I don't even know.

[Private to Echo]

Hey babe, are you busy?

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