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[05 Feb 2012|01:46am] |
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Zayn mentioned that you and he...did...things...but refused to elaborate. Could I ask you to?
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[05 Feb 2012|10:00am] |
[A small, ornate box containing a pair of instant underpants, which has a concealed false bottom concealing a gift card to a nice restaurant in town. There is a note beside it.]
Jack -
I'm guessing you opened the box before the card and are now confused. It's a trick. If you manage to figure it out before Valentine's day, I suggest you ask your lady friend to dine with you. The underpants are for in case you wet yourself in the process. Always prepare for emergencies. Happy early birthday.
- Tim
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[05 Feb 2012|01:37pm] |
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What's your biggest vice? Mine is everything.
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[05 Feb 2012|01:43pm] |
I'm tired of it being cold. Which is odd, but I just can't seem to be comfortable, even sitting in my own house. I've constantly got sweaters on, even when I turn up the heat. And it's only February. Why can't it be May, when it's nice out? I'm looking forward to May. I just wish I could stop shivering. I should be used to it, I lived in Minnesota my whole life, but I'm starting to think there's something wrong.
I think I might get coffee, take a very hot shower and then I'm not sure. Crawl up into blankets? How else are you supposed to keep yourself warm?
Maybe I should put a sauna in my house.
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[05 Feb 2012|02:06pm] |
Hello!
I have been reliably informed that that is a sufficient way of beginning this sort of thing.
I would've tried earlier, but I wasn't certain how to start. I might worry too much about beginnings, but it's surprisingly difficult to get much of anywhere else if you don't do that first.
Anyway, My name is Audrey and have very recently discovered that I do not excel at introductions. So I suppose that I won't bother with very much of one.
Instead, a question : What do you do if your bed is creaking? By which I mean, how do you fix it? Mine is swaying rather worryingly and I don't think that I would enjoy waking up by crashing into the floor overly much.
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[05 Feb 2012|06:10pm] |
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I honestly can't understand why people are shocked that M.I.A. acted out during the Superbowl halftime. You'd think the booking agents would have checked out some of her music, perhaps even met with her. Listening to one of her songs, just one, should have informed them that a mindless sporting event that attracts twenty million dollar ad spots isn't the best venue for Ms Arulpragasam.
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[05 Feb 2012|06:32pm] |
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[Filtered to Zayn]
Excuse me. I just had a young man pay me $125 to tell him what sex was like. It turned into some kind of pep talk about some delicate little...thing he seems to be lusting over. Ugh.
Two questions.
1. Should I have charged more?
2. How does he know?
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[05 Feb 2012|07:42pm] |
Slid underneath Dorian's door is a small flat package. There is a small note on the package saying "Happy Birthday" Inside of the package is a mirror.
The gift would have been delivered when Dorian wasn't around.
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| Boys With Tattoos |
[05 Feb 2012|07:55pm] |
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So... I'm watching the Super Bowl, because people keep telling me it's really important, and while I don't get a lot of what's going on - like, they throw a ball and the guys in white have it sometimes but the guys in blue have it other times and people get tackled - the commercials are pretty cool. There was a David Beckham one where he was in his undies, and it was shot in black and white so it was super-artsy, and I just wanted to lick all his tattoos...
The Avengers looks awesome, and GI Joe looks kinda cool too, but ew for Battleship. The Doritos commercials have been funny too, and the M&M's commercial was too. Apparently Madonna is supposed to be on, I love her! I wonder what her jersey number will be... oh, she's singing. Cool.
...did I mention David Beckham and his tattoos are incredibly hot? They should show that commercial again.
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[05 Feb 2012|09:53pm] |
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Is it the proximity to Valentine's Day that makes people fucking stupid? Don't ask me out. Don't give me flowers and think that'll sway me. And most importantly, don't call me 'Rin-chan' because that is fucking insulting when you're white.
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