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[insert witty but boring assessment of classes thus far here]
[use this space for token complaint about roommate]
[mention possibility of future drinking and/or violence here]
[sit back and wait for responses]
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It's becoming more and more apparent that I don't fit in with my classmates and fellow students. They all seem to lead such trite existences fixated on the most trivial of matters, and I find it difficult to relate.
I was nearly killed by my own father due to the ravings of a mad druid. I brought down a kingdom. I died killing said father.
None of them could ever understand, nor would I want them to.
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[07 Jan 2012|04:46pm] |
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I really wish I knew why the other students in my 'basic meat science' lecture keep insisting the class is funny. I can't figure it out. It's a very informative seminar though, and I'm learning a lot.
I have to go grocery shopping, homework is proving to be of an edible nature.
[filter; archangels]
I apologize for bothering you, but I have a slight problem that I'd like to speak to one - or any of you - about, please.
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[07 Jan 2012|06:08pm] |
Some people seem to be a little confused. I'm an assistant professor. I'm a lawyer. I'm not a TA for Torts II. Let's move on with our precious news ♥.
Brethren oh brethren, have I introduced myself? I'm Jesse Travere. The faint of heart know me as the anonymous benefactor of your back-to-term gifts. That is, if you received one -- you know who you are ♪. Come to the law school and thank me, precious little boys. That includes my favorite fish.
[ Edited Addition: ]
You rang, mein führer?
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[07 Jan 2012|06:43pm] |
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Regarding my last post, the less said the better. I probably owe a few people apologies, and if that be the case then do let me know. Except maybe don’t. In fact, let’s just pretend I said nothing. All I know is that it must have been an amazing night, as I have "my pants are responsible people" written on them in permanent marker.
I’d be kicking myself over thinking it would be a good idea to practice parkour outside yesterday instead of just staying in the gym, but since my ankle is swollen to the size of a baseball and I’ve been ordered to keep it elevated I guess that’s out of the question. There goes a whole weekend wasted thanks to my stubbornness. At least the bruising and scrapes don’t hurt as badly as one might think. Faceplanting on concrete is never pleasant.
Ninja note to the fine gentleman who carried my half-conscious ass to the Wellness Center – thanks. I have no idea who you were, but drop me a line and I’ll find some way to repay you.
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[07 Jan 2012|09:39pm] |
I wish we could have pets in the dorms... Do you think a horned viper is too extreme for a pet? Oh well, it doesn't matter. We can't have them anyway.
Dearest Roommate Christopher: If a large crate is delivered for our room, it's for me. Just let me know. Don't worry, it's not a viper.
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[07 Jan 2012|11:13pm] |
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A kind, caring roommate should care about the other's disconcerting lack of a sex life, yes? It's only natural. What if he's never been laid? What if he's a
HAHAHA
[Filter: Echo]
You and me, tomorrow night. I don't care if it's a school night.
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[07 Jan 2012|11:38pm] |
the black wood. taken jan 7 using a nikon d300.
[Original here.]
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