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I'd like to turn to a type of song that people like myself find ourselves subjected to with increasing frequency as time goes on, and that is the college alma mater. You'll find yourself at a reunion of grads, and old undergrads, and eh... somebody will start croaking out one of these things and everyone will gradually join in -- each in his own key, of course -- until the place is just soggy with nostalgia. Well, a typical such song might be called Bright College Days, and might go like this. Bright college days, O carefree days that fly, To thee we sing with our glasses raised on high. Let's drink a toast as each of us recalls Ivy-covered professors in ivy-covered halls. Turn on the spigot, pour the beer and swig it, and gaudeamus igit-ur. Here's to parties we tossed, To the games that we lost, We shall claim that we won them some day. To the girls young and sweet, To the spacious back seat of our beat up Chevrolet.
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[23 Dec 2011|01:19am]
In light of everything tasting like ginger bread, smelling like pine, hearing bells everywhere, and seeing a fat man in a red suit, I thought I'd share something that I found hilarious.

If Classic Christmas Movies Were Rated R

four. [23 Dec 2011|11:13am]
[ mood | annoyed ]

- To whoever felt it would be a good idea to dress up as Santa Claus and prance about the rifle range, thank you for helping me win a bet. While I wasn't able to snipe the hat off your jolly head, I was able to prove to the two men watching that even with both of them attempting to distract me I'm still a more accurate shot than either of them.

- To whoever switched out my black coffee with some sort of peppermint abomination, go to hell. Go directly to hell, do not pass go, do not pick up two hundred dollars, just go to hell.

[Filtered to Arthur]
Would you like to grab a pint, sometime?


[23 Dec 2011|01:31pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]

Our house now has a cat! He spends most his time sleeping and when he is awake he is usually at my heels. He's so small I am a little afraid I might step on him. His name is Quinn.

I am finalising my syllabus and looking forward to getting back into teaching after the holidays.


4. [23 Dec 2011|02:09pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

Between the pine smell and everything I've baked coming out tasting like gingerbread and peppermint, I give up.


1 [23 Dec 2011|05:57pm]
It seems to be happening everywhere and to everyone. I was helping with a set design because Theater doesn't stop for the holidays or the breaks in-between semesters and I spent a half hour trying to chase down the sound of sleigh bells that were coming from nowhere.

3 fights [23 Dec 2011|08:36pm]
[Text to Aphrodite]
You know what I want for christmas.

[Text to Euterpe]
How about some drinking and you can sing carols to me to get me into the holiday spirit? I can attempt to serenade you but I make no promises that my voice is any good.

I. [23 Dec 2011|10:03pm]

I don't believe I introduced myself earlier, but welcome to all new and returning students. My name is Carmine Marino, and I teach Latin in the Classics program. I've also lost my hearing to constant bells. Best of luck to you all for your upcoming term.

[ filtered to angels ]
Will you all be attending Midnight Mass?

[ filtered to metatron ]
How have you been, brother?


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