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[22 Dec 2011|12:48am] |
If anyone is bored tomorrow afternoon they should drop by the Painted Zebra and see me. You can paint pottery and spend time with your favorite grad student. I dare you to come up with a better way to spend your afternoon.
Oh, that's right. There isn't a better way.
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[22 Dec 2011|01:51am] |
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Guys. ACHTUNG, ATTENTION HERE. I think I just. I just.
Either someone's being a dick and walking around dressed like him, but I'm pretty sure Santa almost just tried to molest me in the hallway. He ran away from the scene of the would-be crime, but he would've tried if I'd given him the chance.
Fergie, do you have mace?
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[22 Dec 2011|10:39am] |
I did not just wake up to hearing bells out of nowhere and have them follow me everywhere I go. No. Please tell me someone else is hearing this? My little treat from the night before said I smelled like pine this morning too. I don't have anything pine scented. I'm not a cabby. Someone should have an explanation for this and enlighten me please.
Ah, hello beautiful people, I don't believe I've posted here before, oops. I'm Devin or Eros, whichever you prefer to whisper or moan. Scream is okay too.
[Filtered to Apollo]
If I find out this is you doing this to me I'm going to do something spectacular. Including putting bells somewhere you can't get to them but have to feel and hear them ALL THE TIME.
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[22 Dec 2011|05:37pm] |
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"Can we pretend that airplanes,
In the night sky,
Are like shooting stars?
I could really use a wish right now..."
I keep hearing bells, and smelling pine, and it's glorious and lovely but not as glorious and lovely as the very Irish coffee served to me by the very Irish waiter in the very tight pants who keeps telling me I'm beautiful~ I am beautiful today, with my fancy new dress and my tiara and these shoes that make me feel like a giant. I'm wonderful, and I bought out the bar for myself so if anyone wants drinks they're on me tonight... except not for Professor Adler, because I'm obviously no longer his favorite student!
Ooh yes, that's right, I'm at the Delphos, all alone! It's a me party! I didn't plan for it to be a me party, I wanted an us party but sometimes it doesn't work out that way! So now, I'm gonna go and get myself good and schwasted and relax in my suite, because it's so sweet, and maybe if I'm lucky someone will come join me and say those two little words I wanted to hear today... Did I mention that the bartenders here are incredible, and hot, and one who's name I forgot is rubbing my shoulders and telling me all about the sandy beaches of Kauai. Vincente, brother, love of my life and most amazing man I know who would never forget what's important to me, I wanna go to Kauai. Can we, please?
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[22 Dec 2011|06:36pm] |
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FUCK THESE BELLS. FUCK WHOEVER IS GOING AROUND RINGING THEM. DON'T THINK I WON'T FIND YOU, MOTHERFUCKER.
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[22 Dec 2011|06:37pm] |
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What the ever-lovin' shit.
I ate a townie out and she tasted like a motherfuckin' candy cane. What the fuck? Did I just fuck a goddamn elf or some shit?
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[22 Dec 2011|08:11pm] |
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So yeah, every time I go to put on cologne or do my hair or whatever, it smells like a freakin' pine tree.
As great as that is, it's freakin' nauseating. Like, I get that you all pretty much hate me or whatever, but this is really no way to torture me.
Like, really. Everything I own just reeks right now.
I'm sorry if we got off on the wrong foot or whatever, but this is like, uncalled for.
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[22 Dec 2011|08:46pm] |
Can someone please tell me why the fuck all of my alcohol tastes like peppermint schnapps?
Hell, for that matter, can someone tell me why everything tastes like peppermint schnapps?
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[22 Dec 2011|10:04pm] |
Several topics.
1. Am I ugly?
2. Does anyone else hear the bells?
3. It smells amazing. It's kind of confusing to sniff my vanilla candle and it's like I'm in the middle of a woody forest, but I'm not complaining.
Discuss.
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[22 Dec 2011|10:52pm] |
[ text to set ]
VINCEYYY im on sister patrol, do i cockblock advces from guys trying to get in her dress
[ text to ra & sekhmet ]
heyhey ilu ♥
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