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I want to play a game. I'm going to give three statements; two are true, and one is a lie. Whomever guesses the lie first will get a shiny trinket!
+ I've flown all over the continental USA, and enjoyed the hell out of the food.
+ I had a twenty-one year old step-daughter. I was once married to her fifty-five year old mother.
+ I drink constantly on the job, and do not regret it at all~