first video [The picture is blurry but it's quite obvious that Kim is far too close to the camera. When he comes into focus, you can see that his lips are pressed together, jaw clenched, eyebrow arched and, oh yes, he's covering one eye with his hand. Kim notices that the video is working and grins brightly. He does not remove the hand from his eye, but he does back up.]
H-ello! Is this what we're doing now? Making videos? For the longest time I thought it would be beyond me. I'm not very good at remembering instructions, but this is self-explanatory... Huh. Just hit the little button and look here. [He points at the wrong spot, then frowns.] No. Here. [He points at the camera.] I think I've got it!
It's been a strange weekend, hasn't it? Not altogether bad, but I do feel a skosh funny. Skosh. What a funny word... Anyway! What was I saying? [Kim's expression goes blank for a good six or seven seconds as he thinks. Without acknowledging this pause, he starts grinning again.] Wouldn't it be great if you could give lectures like this? I could be on a gigantic screen and just talk away at the students from the sofa. I'd be like the Wizard of Oz, only in pyjamas. Ooh! And, well, and students could all be on tiny screens in class, too. [Sucking one cheek in, he tilts his head to the side.] Why has no one thought of this?
[His cat, Zooey, walks over the keyboard and Kim pulls the resigned face all dedicated cat owners do when their computer is compromised. Then Zooey, still standing on his laptop, bites Kim's hand and he yanks it away from her.] Achh! Zooey! You know we've talked about this b-