Bees have some of the most riveting conversations while drunk. I once met one, and the glorious little thing told me that he couldn't see why humans wouldn't allow nature to get them drunk. So many things that could get them drunk. I told him that there were many reasons why humans don't do this often.
The bee just sort of slurred his words, and drunkenly flew off.
Considered calling the bee cops, but decided against it.