Girl, it is NOT EVEN THREE IN THE AFTERNOON YET. You better be moving out of my way before I go and rip your head off and yes, you better be buying me new shoes – replacements of these babies. Getting drunk this early? And I thought New Year's Eve was bad enough, but this is really, how you say... taking the cake. Et j'en passe, you even go and ask me to take you home after you throw up on my shoes. Je n'en reviens pas! Unbelievable!
Do you know how expensive these shoes are? Tu te rends compte? Non, I believe not. Christian Louboutin, ma petite, almost a thousand US dollars.
I do not know why you Americans even celebrate St. Patrick's Day. Most of you are not even IRISH.