Thomas Schreiber (ofneutralchaos) wrote in monte_rpg, @ 2012-03-06 19:36:00 |
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Entry tags: | ares, dian cecht, flauros, narcissus |
Video post, filtered away from Faculty and Staff and the RAs
[Flauros and Echo had decided to go on a road trip this spring break. At the moment they're at a relatively cheap hotel. It's not roach infested, and looks decent, but one can tell it's not a five star place. Flauros, dressed in only jeans and a t-shirt is holding a beat up looking acoustic guitar.]
Good evening ladies, and gents! This is Thomas Schreiber coming at you live from...
[He reaches back to pick up a piece of paper.]
The OleDie Inne! A rustic place.
Oh, this guitar? Well, funny story, during the trip I sort of accidentally ran over a street performer. I took him to the hospital, and he gave me this guitar. He told me it was magic, and that odd things might happen if I sing about anyone.
Well, time to test it out, eh?
[Flauros starts to strum the guitar, and then he starts singing.]
When I was young boy
My father used to beat me...
[He stops]
Wait, wrong song.
[He starts again.]
There once was a lonely boy
In the land of Trala La did he live
Those that saw him thought him a toy
Oh this boy of Trala la was oh so fine.
Then the lad from the land
Oh how everyone loved him
But one day for no reason
He became an evil dick.
And the lad from Trala La did sing...
I HATE YOU ALL
I LOVE MYSELF
SUCK IT SUCK IT
I'MMA KICK YOU IN THE DICK
KICK DICK KICK DICK!
Oooh, and the man from Trala La
He became obsessed with dicks.
So obsessed with dicks...
that one day he became one.
[Flauros puts down the guitar, and winks at the camera before shutting it off.]