I'm donned in my purple suit suit and have a handful of beads to hand out. No, I do not want to see any girly parts. Guys, we'll talk. ;) How do you get these beads? I don't know. If you're worthy of them, you'll get them. Simple as that.
And since business is slow: I'm Eros, the god of love. You have someone you want but he/she doesn't love you back? Come to me. I can make it happen. It's $10 per arrow.
For LGBT Club news: This year, we decided on Once as our St. Patrick's Day movie. Come join us! And the 10th Annual Talent Show is coming up! I'm so excited! Anyone can be a part of it! This year, I want to see new faces along with the old. Don't have a talent, then come enjoy the show.