PRETTY MUCH. Delayed intros FTW, I suppose. Or not?! This here is Remington Devereaux (a.k.a. Hades, Mr. Oft Misrepresented in pop culture!!!1). Not such a bad guy overall, though he’s a little cool to the touch, if you get my drift. (No, like...literally. Right. Anyway.). Remington is in no way confused about who he is/used to be, but finds it best to be prudent and not broadcast it to the world. It makes things a bit simpler. It also helps that he doesn’t remember every single detail from eons of time spent in the Underworld, but that’s probably for the best, too. He’s got work to do here now, you know? Lots of it. In fact, he does an awful lot of working.

Chances are, if your kiddo went the financial aid route to get into Montenegro, they’ve probably met with Remington before, as he’s a financial aid administrator for the school (or, alternatively, if they regularly pass through the main offices/are a teacher, they’ll at least know him by name). He is, as previously hinted at, quite dedicated to his job--after all, this’ll be his tenth year working for the university. He’s not a super big philanthropist, but as an extension of his regular duties, Remington is also quite the donator when it comes to the Montenegro Hospital--particularly the wing which houses those that are terminally ill.

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For further and/or future perusal, his app is here. TL;DR: Remington is a workaholic, almost always meticulous and polite, and isn't too fond of the warmer seasons (though he likes flowers, okay ;;). Cross him wrong and he'll never forget it. :'D He also enjoys watching COPS. Yes. Feel free to throw your kiddos at him!

Hi, it's Stormie, bringing with me my second character! :D Meet Elijah Harrington, a.k.a. Thor 2.0. He's not, shall we say, the brightest bulb around, but he's always down for a good fight (all in good spirit, of course). Elijah's from North Dakota, somewhere amidst all of those endless wheat and cornfields. ;)

Eli's majoring in Phys. Ed. Teaching/Coaching, because I refuse to believe that Thor, of all people, is set to become a rocket engineer. Anywho. He can't help being a little bit of a meathead, but he's more or less a good-natured meathead, which isn't so bad, right? The sky has a tendency to get a case of the pre-storm ~ rumbles ~ when he's really angry, he's a particularly heavy hitter, and he rarely, if ever, leaves home without his mini Mjölnir!necklace.

Also, if you need any chores or heavy lifting done and don't want someone that'll complain about doing it, he's your best bet. He'll do it for free, though he wouldn't mind if you offered him food and/or a beer as a way to say thank you. Eli's a simple guy with simple tastes--just don't mess with those close to him or try and confuse him with difficult riddles.

Ideas? Popcorn? I'm up for anything at this hour.

Hi! My name's Stormie and I've brought to the table Odysseus of mothafreakin' Ithaca. Or Jack, as he's called in this lifetime (John, really, but that's so formal, he's not too fond of it). Now, Odysseus. Well. He's supposed to be oh-so-clever.

But I'm not sure eating weird food in a stranger's cave and kicking back like you own the place is necessarily clever. (I could go on, but I won't. I'm sure we're all well aware of Odysseus' less than smart decisions...) Basically, Jack tries very hard to make up for Odysseus', uh, shortcomings, with an overabundance of practicality. Sort of. He likes fixed solutions for problems, and won't hesitate to go with the flow if it means later on down the road he'll be able to seize an opportunity. Hey--where there's a will, there's a way! No one can say Jack's not the determined, stubborn sort. He's also kind of a science fiction geek on the downlow. And those ships in bottle deals? Yeah, that's totally his thing.

Jack's a forensic psychology undergrad, because the inner workings of the mind are far too fascinating to be left alone... he also may or may not be subconsciously hunting for his Penny. >.>

Totes excited to play here, so hit me up for whatever, whenever. All of Jack's info. and the sort is located here, along with my contact details! :D